yysmiles:
D-bag Penn Guy: “My time at Wharton was invaluable, just the internships and job offers alone are something you don’t get if you go to a normal school, or anywhere but Wharton really. It’s the leaders of tomorrow that you’re in classes with—your roommate is a leader of tomorrow, you’re a leader of tomorrow. So where did you go to school again?”
“Ah, New Jersey.”
D-bag Penn Guy: “Oh! At Rutgers? I had a cousin who went there. It’s a …fun school. He had a lot of fun there.”
“No I ahh…”
Favorite line: I got a lot in common with Michelle Obama, this brain these arms and my alma mater.